Kids Say The Funniest Things

September 2, 2018 By alberto

    I happen to know a teacher, and his Grade 1 students had a small assignment where they had to write down their favorite community helper, and a few points about them. Here’s a little sample:

    Title: My Favorite Community Helper

    1. My favorite community helper is a police officer because I like to use bug spray
    2. Also I like to use guns
    3. Also I like to use a walkie talkie

    Closing Sentence: That is why I like police.

    Here’s another one, this time, with  the spelling errors:

    Title: My Favorite Community Helper

    1. I like police because they arest krimnals
    2. Police can drive colle cars (translated into adult-speak: “cool“)
    3. They have suts. (translated into adult-speak: “suits“)

    Closing Sentence: I like police!