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Somewhere along the way, The Learning Channel (TLC) forgot that “learning” was a part of their brand. One can assume that they recognized this fact, since they now refer to themselves almost exclusively as “TLC”. The evolution of their logo provides ample evidence for this transition… from a “tree of knowledge” and a supporting tagline that reads “The smart choice on cable.”, to simply “TLC”.

With the advent of reality television years ago, clever writing has (for the most part) been relegated to premium channels like HBO. Regular cable viewers who get channels like TLC are left with the bottom of the barrel afterthoughts… which, in turn, become reality shows. The current state of affairs on TLC is pretty bleak, as oulined in their show schedule below. This is the current lineup of shows The “Learning” Channel:

 

 

My Crazy Obsession: Finally, someone has found a way to monetize obssessive compulsive disorder.

Toddlers and Tiaras: On the border of televised child abuse, this show glorifies pageants and does a wonderful job to lower a child’s self-esteem. After all, nothing says “you’re an ugly loser” like losing out on a beauty pageant.

Say Yes to the Dress: The original TV “sensation”. Yes, they call it a sensation.

Say Yes to the Dress Bridesmaids: Coming soon: Say Yes To the Dress Groomsmen!

Say Yes To the Dress Atlanta: Coming to a city near you! Seriously – how many times are we going to say yes to the effing dress? Why won’t this franchise die already?

Extreme Couponing: You get to Watch obsessive compulsive coupon hoarders save money. This is 30 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back.

Sister Wives: One strange looking due with long hair, with 4 strange looking wives. All sorts of nasty!

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding: Nothing like watching travelers pimp themselves out and get married at the ripe old age of 16.

The Little Couple: Yes, we get it, you’re tiny and you want kids.

Cake Boss: Let’s watch some people make cake on a tight deadline. That’s it.

Randy to the Rescue: Just another flamboyantly gay male helping someone out with their style.

What Not To Wear: A show about clothing – how novel.

Long Island Medium: Quite possibly the most fraudulent show on television as the lead character “speaks” to dead people to provide closure to believers who. Google the word “cold-reading”.

My Strange Addiction: Have the urge to eat some hair or chalk? Maybe have sex with your car? Then you’re the perfect candidate for My Strange Addiction. Or, an asylum.

19 Kids and Counting: Stop. Having. Kids. You’re way too old. Look, you’re a really nice family, but not only are you putting yourself in danger, you’re putting your future baby in danger. Use birth control, it’s ok – you’re in your 40s and God will understand (ahem).

The fact is, TLC is doing what they need to do to survive as a television network. Education and learning doesn’t sell, but trashy weddings and reality TV does. So who’s really to blame here – TLC (part of the Discovery Network… shame on you!), or the viewers?

 

Update (Sept 10,2012):  Just when I thought TLC couldn’t get any worse, this happened:

3 COMMENTS

  1. TLC is to blame. I guarantee none of these shows is another Mythbusters. Science shows are only as interesting as the production put into them. BBC science documentaries are great, they can make plants and geology interesting.

  2. THERE WAS A TIME (LONG AGO) I WATCHED THE TLC CH. TRIED TO WATCH A FEW TIMES, ALL I CAN REALLY SAY IS IM NOT IMPRESSED. WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THIS?? GOING TO TALK TO MY CABLE SUPPLIER AND GET THE DISCOVERY CH TLC CH WIPED OFF MY PLAN WILL NOT AGREE TO PAY FOR THIS ANYMORE !! THANKS FOR MAKING MY CABLE BILL CHEAPER..

  3. They’ll have to change the name to The Lowlife Channel. I can’t even stand to watch the promos for Honey Boo Boo. Just sickening. And The Sister Wives are not only immoral, what they’re doing is illegal ! Quit giving these perverts a public forum !!! It’s true. TLC has scraped the bottom of the barrel for programming.

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