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My Kitten (A Little Golden Book)
The Book: My Kitten The Gist: A child’s book about little girl and her kitten. Why It’s Creepy: Mainly the cover. The little girl looks more like Chucky’s Bride… a doll with a stare
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The Joy Of Good Eating
The Book: The Joy of Good Eating Why It’s Creepy: Mmmmm, tenderoni – sounds delicious! What a great idea for a marketing campaign: use a kid who looks like he’s possessed by the devil
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My Big Book Of Pretty Pussies
The Book: My Big Book Of Pretty Pussies The Gist: A book about… pussies. Er, cats. Why It’s Creepy: A great title for a book about cats, however, go to Google and type “define
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It’s Easy To Play Classical Themes
The Book: It’s Easy To Play Classical Themes. The Gist: Simplified arrangements of various composer’s masterpieces. Why It’s Creepy: The cover – plain and simple. A dude (Beethoven?) with a creepy grin, hand on
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Eating Disorders (burp!)
The Book: Eating Disorders The Gist: Good answers to tough questions about eating disorders. Why It’s Creepy: The cover is just a little creepy. I don’t know whether the androgynous kid is going to
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One Two Three PULL!
The Book: One Two Three Pull! The Gist: Just a plain old cover, showing a chicken in a compromising position… Why It’s Creepy: The chicken is trying to pull a nice, juicy worm out
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Schnook’s War On Terrorism
The Book: Schnook’s War on Terrorism The Gist: An obedient, dress wearing dog tries to save the world when the president of the USA calls on him. Why It’s Creepy: This is a kid’s
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Joined At Birth: The Lives of Conjoined Twins
The Book: Joined at Birth: The Lives of Conjoined Twins The Gist: A book to help kids understand and sympathize with mutant kids that have two heads. Why It’s Creepy: I’d venture to guess
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Cigarettes, Cigarettes: The dirty rotten truth about tobacco.
The Book: Cigarettes, Cigarettes. The Dirty Rotten Truth About Tobacco The Gist: An anti-smoking book for kids. Why It’s Creepy: Two lessons that can be derived from this book cover: Lesson 1: Don’t smoke.
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Never Smile At A Monkey
The Book: Never Smile At A Monkey* The Gist: Never Smile At A Monkey: And 17 Other Important Things to Remember. Helps your kids discover how dangerous unusual animals can be. Why It’s Creepy:
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