My teacher friend recently tasked her Grade 3 class with an assignment.  They had to create a set of instructions, broken down step by step, that someone else could follow.  It could be a recipe, instructions to a game, or perhaps, as one child chose, how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Now, ff the zombie apocalypse were to hit today, I would feel completely prepared after reading this survival guide.  It’s clear, concise, and to the point.  It’s not only written by a Grade 3 student, but a Zombie Apocalypse Survival MASTER.

By the way, we wouldn’t even have to worry about the zombie apocalypse because “biology”, but it’s an interesting pop-culture thought experiment, especially if you’re a fan of the Walking Dead.

How to survive the zombie apocalypse according to a 3rd grader

 

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

By Zombie Apocalypse Survival MASTER

Essentials:

  • Baseball bat
  • Meds
  • Food
  • Water
  • knife
  • First-Aid Kit
  • Hammer
  • LOTS OF NAILS
  • Quarantined suit

Top 7 BEST survival strategies:

  1. Go get the packers team
  2. If someone gets bit by a walker anhialaite their head to avoid infection
  3. Go to DICK’S SPORTING GOODS
  4. If its an arm bite cut it off A.S.A.P
  5. If you are stuck in a wave of walkers damage the head ITS THE ONLY WAY
  6. Before escaping raid houses and search for food / meds and water
  7. NEVER GO TO A MALL (GLASS DOORS VS. WALKERS = WALKERS WIN)

THE END GOOOD LUCK

I hope this guide helped you survive