My teacher friend recently tasked her Grade 3 class with an assignment. They had to create a set of instructions, broken down step by step, that someone else could follow. It could be a recipe, instructions to a game, or perhaps, as one child chose, how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Now, ff the zombie apocalypse were to hit today, I would feel completely prepared after reading this survival guide. It’s clear, concise, and to the point. It’s not only written by a Grade 3 student, but a Zombie Apocalypse Survival MASTER.
By the way, we wouldn’t even have to worry about the zombie apocalypse because “biology”, but it’s an interesting pop-culture thought experiment, especially if you’re a fan of the Walking Dead.
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
By Zombie Apocalypse Survival MASTER
- Baseball bat
- First-Aid Kit
- LOTS OF NAILS
- Quarantined suit
Top 7 BEST survival strategies:
- Go get the packers team
- If someone gets bit by a walker anhialaite their head to avoid infection
- Go to DICK’S SPORTING GOODS
- If its an arm bite cut it off A.S.A.P
- If you are stuck in a wave of walkers damage the head ITS THE ONLY WAY
- Before escaping raid houses and search for food / meds and water
- NEVER GO TO A MALL (GLASS DOORS VS. WALKERS = WALKERS WIN)
THE END GOOOD LUCK
I hope this guide helped you survive