Hurry up and get through the crosswalk!

You can tell a lot about a person by simply observing how quickly they go through a crosswalk.

If they…

Saunter: Then they are a despicable, sad little person, who needs to show they have power by abusing the crosswalk and making everyone wait for them to go through.

Saunter, while reading Blackberry or texting: The person is not only an abuser of their cross walking privileges, but oblivious to the world around them, thinking they live in a tiny bubble where they are the only person that’s important.

Trot: That’s admirable. The person is aware that other people are busy and waiting on them to make it through the crosswalk in a timely fashion.

Jog: The person has confidence and focus. A busy little bee!

Trip: The person is, simply put, an idiot. Walking should be mastered by most people by 2 years old.